Raymon, the most awesome blacksmith ever
The most awesome blacksmith in all the land
To say Raymon lives an awesome life would be completely under-selling just how awesome Raymon is. His house is located on top of a dragon, and the dragon doesn’t even know. Raymon’s clothes are made of the finest kisses from the finest ladies, which doesn’t even make sense but somehow that’s what he wears. They say when he forges, all the panties in a ten mile radius disappear. His muscles are so big that other smaller muscles travel to his muscles for advice. The world exists, they say, only because Raymon allows it to exist.